The Subie sisters drinking games

I like to drink, don't you? Sometimes though, you want to play a game. Here's one that should have you drunk almost immediately! So read the directions, go to the title link, and have fun!

Things you'll need: Lots of alcohol, medical team on standby.

1. Watch all videos in order, from the oldest to the newest. Implement one of
the following games.

2. Every time they say/do something stupid, drink!

3. Every time they contradict something they said five seconds ago or in a
previous video, drink!

4. Every time they are incoherent, i.e. how the fuck did they go from point A
to point B in two seconds? Drink!

5. (Warning! This game is for those who want to die.) Combine the previous
three games.

6. If you're not as drunk as you've ever been in your entire life in the first
five minutes of any game, please stop and go back to your wussy games like
chugging grain alcohol, you've obviously not been paying attention and aren't
at all serious about your drinking.

People are kicking my ass!

I was playing this neat game called the Pirate Memory Game, the link in the title will take you to where you can get a demo. Basically it's one of those memorization games where you flip things over and have to match them. Sounded kind of eh at first, but man, it's really cool, all audio, and even Sue plays it from time to time, and she hates audio only games. I thought I was doing pretty good with my score of 883 or whatever on the peer, but man, people are kicking my ass, with scores up in the 2000s.

I'm normally not one to advocate that people spend money, but if you've got some extra, consider getting this one. It works not just for the blind, I'd think it'd be fun for kids and adults alike, and it's really pretty addictive. Now if they'd just translate the programming docs out of Polish ... Get the demo, if only for the opening part where the guy says "Klango". If I could get that sound, I swear I'd make it my boot sound for windows. It's awesome. Oh yeah, only runs on windows, i think, though I don't see any reason the newer macs wouldn't run it or wine or such under linux. Somebody give it a shot and let me know how it goes.

Did you ever find something and wonder where it came from?

A.K.A., this is apparently what happens when you've read too many shamanic song translations! This apparently got written late March 2003, though that might be the time it got copied. It has no title, but the file name is antiwar.txt. I can only assume I wrote it, though I don't remember it whatsoever. The dagger in question is obviously a Tibetan phurba. Anybody wanna do the exorcism ritual suggested? Anybody? :) I should add that I never said this was particularly good, heh.


Power of the United States!
Speaking against you I come now.
Bringing exorcism to you,
The eight-headed, the nine-headed!

War has come here, brought by power.
The people want not war at all.
Bringing exorcism to you,
The eight-headed, the nine-headed!

Protection sought, instead war given,
Unjust, unlawed, not noble act.
Bringing exorcism to you,
The eight-headed, the nine-headed!

Eight-headed, nine-headed dagger,
Wrathful triple blade expelling,
Bringing exorcism to you,
The eight-headed, the nine-headed!